Alabama@Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska@11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona@But It's A Dry Heat
Arkansas@Literacy Ain't Everything
California@By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado@If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut@Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
Delaware@We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida@Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Georgia@We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii@Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Idaho@More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Illinois@Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana@2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Iowa@We Do Amazing Things With Corn
Kansas@First Of The Rectangle States
Kentucky@Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana@We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine@We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland@If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts@Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Michigan@First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
Minnesota@10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi@Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri@Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana@Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
Nebraska@Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nevada@Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire@Go Away And Leave Us Alone
New Jersey@You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico@Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New York@You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
North Carolina@Tobacco Is A Vegetable
North Dakota@We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio@At Least We're Not Michigan
Oklahoma@Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon@Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania@Cook With Coal
Rhode Island@We're Not REALLY An Island
South Carolina@Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota@Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee@The Educashun State
Texas@Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah@Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont@Yep
Virginia@Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington@Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
Washington, D.C.@Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia@One Big Happy Family ... Really!
Wisconsin@Come Cut The Cheese
Wyoming@Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!