AL@Alabama - Yes, We Have Electricity
AK@Alaska - 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
AZ@Arizona - But It's A Dry Heat
AR@Arkansas - Literacy Ain't Everything
CA@California - By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
CO@Colorado - If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
CT@Connecticut - Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet
DE@Delaware - We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
FL@Florida - Ask Us About Our Grandkids
GA@Georgia - We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
HI@Hawaii - Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
ID@Idaho - More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
IL@Illinois - Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
IN@Indiana - 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
IA@Iowa - We Do Amazing Things With Corn
KS@Kansas - First Of The Rectangle States
KY@Kentucky - Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
LA@Louisiana - We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
ME@Maine - We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
MD@Maryland - If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
MA@Massachusetts - Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
MI@Michigan - First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
MN@Minnesota - 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
MS@Mississippi - Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
MO@Missouri - Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
MT@Montana - Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else
NE@Nebraska - Ask About Our State Motto Contest
NV@Nevada - Whores and Poker!
NH@New Hampshire - Go Away And Leave Us Alone
NJ@New Jersey - You Want A ##$%##! Motto?  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
NM@New Mexico - Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NY@New York - You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
NC@North Carolina - Tobacco Is A Vegetable
ND@North Dakota - We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
OH@Ohio - At Least We're Not Michigan
OK@Oklahoma - Like The Play, Only No Singing
OR@Oregon - Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
PA@Pennsylvania - Cook With Coal
RI@Rhode Island - We're Not REALLY An Island
SC@South Carolina - Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
SD@South Dakota - Closer Than North Dakota
TN@Tennessee - The Educashun State
TX@Texas - Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
UT@Utah - Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
VT@Vermont - Yep
VA@Virginia - Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
WA@Washington - Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
DC@Washington, D.C. - Wanna Be Mayor?
WV@West Virginia - One Big Happy Family ... Really!
WI@Wisconsin - Come Cut The Cheese
WY@Wyoming - Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared !!!